A hot new product - available in a variety of appealing metallic sheens. Guaranteed to inspire recognition, envy, and possible petty theft from the people in your presence. Borne of epistemological dearth and materialistic hubris. Featuring a minimalistic yet efficient set of new ports and dongles. The purpose? iHave No Idea.

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Released: 2019-07-28